Fucking Foreigners (working title)

Fucking Foreigners
by Jonathan Brown


Adam Sabatti         Cathy Conneff         Rasfan Haval         Natali Servat         Jonathan Brown

are bringing a Work in Progress presentation of Fucking Foreigners
to South Hill Park, Bracknell 28th-29th June 2017

Tickets here

“If I had a bowl of Skittles and I told you just three would kill you….”

Meet Saif, refugee & doctor, travelling to Europe, with Amira, baby Mahdi, and friend Hussan. When their boat capsizes, they’re brought to Greece.

Meet Micky, volunteer on the same Greek beach, welcoming refugees with open arms.

Meet Paul. Editor of Britain’s most xenophobic & anti-EU tabloid looking to dish dirt on refugees, and help swing the pending EU referendum.

But 2 weeks of direct personal contact with heartbreaking stories leave Micky, a seeming Mother Theresa, disillusioned.

Now as she helps Saif to cross Europe, & into the UK, both are painfully slow to realise that the other is not what they appear.

Has the agent of a paper whose mission is to divide a continent and swing the referendum finally found their scoop?

Will the last explosively ambitious scenes prove that refugees are a bowl of dangerous Skittles,
or  help them regain their humanity, avert more suffering, and bring the truth home?


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Rehearsed reading of this new play by Jonathan Brown.
18th November 2016,

Reading starring…

Lucas Augustine, Amanda Bolt, Tom Bonham, Jonathan Brown,
Kristina Howell, Fabio Leone, and support from David Stephens, Anna Hawkes,

With additional thanks to:

Script feedback: Philip Ayckbourn / Annika Brown
Expert on migration lore, Michael Loader
Funding advice Kata Gyongyosi
Prospective Additional direction: Britt Forsberg
All at Pitch Up, Ovalhouse, 2nd March 2017
Input regarding fundraising for refugees: The Refugee Council
Input regarding fundraising for refugees: The Red Cross

We’re gathering support and energy to bring this new play to you.